Ladies and gentlemen, children, grunts, bastards, pimps, vagabonds and crack fiends of all ages,
You are invited to a special gala being held at The Badman Academy.
A pitiful selection of words and more words from two lunatics on the run from mental asylum.
Opinions that speak of eargasms and little else, for your general regard and amusement.
The presentations will be on-going and are expected to continue perpetually or until the capture of the aforementioned lunatics is afforded, so you may attend at your own convenience.
Couture of regal bearing is preferred for this gala. Attendees may not forget to bring their fifths of Hennessey.