Monday, August 28, 2006

DO YOU WANNA TOUCH THE SKY??...Soar With


NEW OBAMA BITES!!!
(Formerly Peter Dawo Bites)


A delectable delight.

The finest sun-dried Omena, busaa-soaked Simsim, Pearl Omega extract and Sony-grown molasses in the middle.

Coated with the perfect blend of Ivorian Cocoa and Tilapia Oil on the outside.

Guaranteed to boost your IQ by 10% with daily recommended consumption.*

It gives you the runs you say, well run with it.**

Are you a punk or an Omera?

The snack of choice for Footballers, Scientists, Laywers, Benga Bandleaders and Senators.***
















*Daily recommended usage: 7 Bars in 13 hours. Statement not validated by Kenya Bureau of Standards, Ministry of Health, Ministry of Education or Gilbert Deya Ministries.

**
85% of all consumers report stomach discomfort leading to severe mharo, to which any omera/omeraette will build resistance after a few days of consuming snacks. HIV status reversal to negative also reported by 3.8%.

*** That's right, Jengs all up in this bitch, who wan romp wit' us?


2 comments:

kenyananalyst said...

Thanks for visiting with me.

alexcia said...

Hi Makanga for dropping by.

Obama kinda does that to some people does'nt he?