Monday, August 28, 2006
DO YOU WANNA TOUCH THE SKY??...Soar With
NEW OBAMA BITES!!! (Formerly Peter Dawo Bites)
A delectable delight.
The finest sun-dried Omena, busaa-soaked Simsim, Pearl Omega extract and Sony-grown molasses in the middle.
Coated with the perfect blend of Ivorian Cocoa and Tilapia Oil on the outside.
Guaranteed to boost your IQ by 10% with daily recommended consumption.*
It gives you the runs you say, well run with it.**
Are you a punk or an Omera?
The snack of choice for Footballers, Scientists, Laywers, Benga Bandleaders and Senators.***
*Daily recommended usage: 7 Bars in 13 hours. Statement not validated by Kenya Bureau of Standards, Ministry of Health, Ministry of Education or Gilbert Deya Ministries.
**85% of all consumers report stomach discomfort leading to severe mharo, to which any omera/omeraette will build resistance after a few days of consuming snacks. HIV status reversal to negative also reported by 3.8%.
*** That's right, Jengs all up in this bitch, who wan romp wit' us?